my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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