I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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