Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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