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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Girls should come with a carfax report

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(315): View more from New York

making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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(949): View more from California

im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?

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(410): View more from Maryland

You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓

(719): View more from Colorado

Do I even want to know?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.

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