Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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