I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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