Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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