i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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