i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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