My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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