Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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