I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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