I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
