You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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