I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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