have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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