he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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