It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize
