cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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