My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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