"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize