Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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