alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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