I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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