oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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