i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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