im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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