Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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