You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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