I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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