Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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