Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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