Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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