I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Randomize
