windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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