I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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