She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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