Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
