how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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