As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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