I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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