Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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