Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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