we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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