I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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