its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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