is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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