He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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