I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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