I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
