dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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