He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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