butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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