Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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