I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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