Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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