i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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