I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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