Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
