This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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