Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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